What can I say, I like to keep up on my ‘current events’. Plus, I never did well in school, my social life was much like Paris Hilton’s - full of scandal, and sexy interludes. This site is the product of a life well lived… endless hours of hanging with The Marina Park Boys, working out and trying to fiqure out my new MacBook Pro, yes I’ve converted too.
My old union brothers used to call me Castor, after Nick Cage of cousre, in Face Off. This site is now my way keeping up to that bad boy image! No, I’m not the paparazzi, just a much improved version of those scum bags.
Likes
Dirty rotten scandalous celebrity news, seeing my videos getting crazy clicks on youtube, boating, smirnoff ice, vodka and sodawater and eating my wife’s cooking!
Dislikes
My gym when it closes early, running out of gas, to many rainy days in a row.
Unrealistic Aspiration
To be an aid to the president.
Realistic Aspiration
To do my daily celeb videos with Kelly Ripa or my sexy wife, she looks just like Kelly only hotter!
Special thanks
To you, the viewers and reader, for seeking the truth, because “it is out there”. Thanks for your support!
